"Heres to the night we can't remember with the people we will never forget"

Waking up from the night before and not being able to remember some of the events from the previous rager is a feeling that is a little discouraging.  But where the fun/embarrassment/hilarity is found out.  Going person to person that you remember at the party trying to figure out what events took place between that shot of Jack and the Wendy's drive though.  Finding out that half the party has a video of you dancing in the corner to Kesha by yourself.  And as the next story come you find out that they hot girl at the party oh ya her number is in your phone under sex momma.  Although you can't remember the night you find out you had the time of your life and you know what your probably going to do it again all over the next night.

Party on Garth

OH NO ITS THE COPS!!!!

Ok so there are many raging parties that we go to that might get a little to loud and pist off the old guy/lady who lives next to the raging party.  So these old folks decide to call the cops (probably just casue they are just jealosu  that they couldn't throw a party like us when they were our age) and complain that there are tooo many people and the noise is to loud.  So the cops, being the dick bags that they are (who share this same jealousy and lack the skils to throw such a rager decide to "bust" our bitchin time.  Now there are many ways to handle this situation, many will end up with everyone at the party getting tickets including yourself or your drunk ass getting put in the drunk tank for the night and a huge ass fine (really the drunk tank isn't that bad when you start comparing stories of how you got there with the others who you meet in there).  But there is only one way to get out of the situation totally free and with a story to tell in the morning, if you can remember.  Here is how it is done 1) Have the person who lives there answer the door when the police knock, preferably have who ever answers the door be 21 or someone who lives at the place of raging answer will do too, open the door so that the 5 OH cant see inside(answer the fucking door first of all you idiots, just becasue you don't answer doesn't mean that the cops will think no one is there and will leave, they are not stupid and they will screw everyone there if you do that..) Don't run! If there are people running the cops will know that there are underage ragers there and they will screw everyone they catch
2)Explain to the 5 OH that you didn't mean for the rager to get as big or as loud and tell them that you will make everyone leave asap and go to bed. Usualy the cops will leave and come back later to check that the rager actually ended, or they will sit at your front door until everyone is out of the house.  Don't let the police in!  Even if they ask they cannot come in unless someone who lives there gives them consent to come in so just don't o it you will screw everyone there.
Yep that's how it is done, well at least depending on what city you are in this is what what works when sed rager is in a college known city. Now if sed rager is in a rural area around a high school well haha YOUR FUCKED lol.

Party on Wayne