"Talk Shit Get Hit" Motto of a College White Chick

Party is at full hype everyone is drunk having a good time and acting stupid.  And we all know when we are drunk we tend to say things that probably aren't the smartest things to say at that particular time.  Now in the past any guy could talk a little trash on a white girl at a party and not expect to receive any harm back, ok maybe the occassional brave girl would stand up and yell a little bit but thats about it.  Now men, we are encountering a new bread of white girl.  Now I must warn all of my fellow male ragers to watch out for what you say around these new white girls.  These girl a tough and don't take any shit and I LOVE IT!  now say the previous situation happens to one of the "new" white girls, well lets just say talk shit get hit gets takin to a new level.  Just watch for your self.

(Kate this one is for you)

Party on Garth

Mr. Hangover

Dear Mr. Hangover,
Why do I you torment me?  What did I ever do to you?  Other than raging last night harder than you ever could haha!  But seriously, what the fuck man!?  You ruin my whole fucking day, not necessary.  Why do I have to wake up with you?  Why can't it be that cute girl from the party last night or even Eva Longoria, that would be nice, please.  I know there are certain foods and drinks to consume to try and get rid of your nagging ass and the hammer and nail your pounding into my head.  But we all know your too persistent for that....asshole.  Its OK cause you know what, you'll be gone just as the next party is starting so suck it! ........See you tomorrow morning...
Party on Wayne

Waking Up On Couches

Dear Couch,
Thank you so much for letting me sleep on you this past night, but I really have to go now because I was extremely drunk last night and I have no clue where my phone, wallet, or keys are.  You were very comfortable a little cold in the middle of the night and a pillow would have helped but other than that you were a lot better than the floor.  But as I first stated that I must go, mainly because I have absolutely no clue who you belong to and I can hear someone in the kitchen and I don't really want to want to talk to who ever lives in this house.....awkward.
Party on Garth

Jersey Shore Incidents

I am getting sick and tired of couples especially, acting like their lives are like those of the cast members on the show the Jersey Shore.  I am sure everyone knows about this infamous show.  I am a small fan of it myself.  But as I was saying there are a few(well to be honest a hell of a lot) people who take the show a little too far.  we all know that one couple that argues, and argues, and argues.  Why!? I don't think that they realize that the arguments are over the most idiotic reasons.  Like who the drink it belongs too or how long the other one was in the bathroom.  Are you fucking serious? Who cares if they were talking to someone else besides you! They aren't having sex  I promise.  Talking is talking, get over it, really.

Next are the ones who think that dressing like the cast members in Jersey Shore. The Ed Hardy t-shirts with the bedazzled skulls. Really? Skulls were cool when we were like five years old, but never with sparkles on them. Come on now how is that remotely cool or even appealing to anyones eye? Please stop your embarrassing yourself you idiot.

I don't think that these people realize that the show was created to show how ridiculous and funny the people act in the show.

Pleases you are ruining our parties.

Party on Wanye