Dear Mr. Hangover,
Why do I you torment me? What did I ever do to you? Other than raging last night harder than you ever could haha! But seriously, what the fuck man!? You ruin my whole fucking day, not necessary. Why do I have to wake up with you? Why can't it be that cute girl from the party last night or even Eva Longoria, that would be nice, please. I know there are certain foods and drinks to consume to try and get rid of your nagging ass and the hammer and nail your pounding into my head. But we all know your too persistent for that....asshole. Its OK cause you know what, you'll be gone just as the next party is starting so suck it! ........See you tomorrow morning...
Party on Wayne
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