So there is a serious problem when people, including myself, get drunk and try to text. Texting is a simple task that everyone can perform thousands of times a day. But for some reason when any amount of alcohol and texting mix the outcome can become hilarious, terrible, and in rare cases monumentally beneficial. We all know that the truth comes out when intoxicated and hard to keep in when smashed drunk. So we think it is a good idea to text our crush and profess our love for them and how they should come over at four in the mourning so we can "prove love". And sometime this drunk texting booty call works,if the person receiving the drunk text is also smashed out of their mind. But sometimes they are not and this is when our conscious is completely shut up by another shot. But at the time drunk texting seems like the greatest idea at the moment if only you could stop the "k" key from jumping around so you can spell drunk. And once you finally it the fucking key, by closing one key and using your finger to randomly jab at the keyboard, you realize you have managed to hit 13 other letter that got in the way. After realizing this you say "fuck it" and are too lazy to change the booty call message and send the the stupid thing.
Jump foreword to the next morning and while looking through your phone over breakfast you realize how big of an idiot you looked like trying to text last night. Oh you'll laugh at yourself seeing what you spelled and tried to say but after your delete the evidence and go about your day knowing that you're going to do it again tonight.
Party on Wanye
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