Our weekends start on Thursday night when we get thirsty and end somewhere between the floor and a puddle of vomit. We cram a whole weeks’ worth of drinking into a weekend so that we can fill the rest of the week with even more drinking. We feel that there is no such thing as a wounded soldier and beers that are left opened and full in the morning is the saddest thing in the world. We know that power hour is the most epic hour of the night and the only way to start a night of epic events. The rule “beer before liquor and you’ll never be sicker” should have added on “but add more beer and your drunken ass is in the clear”. We feel that stumbling into a 24 hour fast food restaurant at 4 in the morning is the greatest idea of the night.
We are the binge drinkers of today and we plan to stay and get shitty every night so watch out for the damn 5 OH and always remember as long as there is a bottle and a thirty there is always a reason to party!
Party on Wanye
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