Crazy White Girl Syndrome

We all know that there are many symptoms to drinking alcohol.  Such as loss of balance, the inability to keep your mouth shut, exaggerating on pretty much every emotion as is comes to you, and the occasional damn I want to get some(which in mans chase is every time).  But there is one symptom that turns into a so called disease for the night, thats right I am talking about crazy white girl syndrome.  We all know her and we have all seen her at our parties the white girl who had one or two or four to many drinks for herself to handle.  She is bouncing around the entire party in and out of conversations, dancing by herself when her "omg!" favorite song comes on (which some how turns out to be every song that plays that night) and trying to steal drinks that everyone knows we should give her but she somehow ends up getting them.  Now crazy white girl syndrome can be avoided even  with the craziest white girls.  Learn to drink!  Although I salute you crazy white girl for your crazy party mode and dancing for no reason, because occasionally I like to dance myself, please realize that there isn't much reason to try a cram as much drinking as you can into your first hour to two hours of drinking, unless it is your birthday or your bachelorette party.  There is a whole night ahead of you where plenty of drinks will be handed out for free because you are a girl.  The night as always young and there will always be someone willing to drink so please, as much as it is an enjoyment to watch to fall while trying to walk, drink smart pace yourself and you will actually wake up in the morning remembering all the fun you had the night before instead of people telling you how much of a mess you were.

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